Thursday, July 14, 2005

A religious basis for the carb-consciousness craze

I have always thought there had to be some nefarious reason for the senseless slander against spaghetti and all those lovely pastariffic foods. I have now found the culprit: the fundagelical movement. The religious right is so adamant about forcing their religious belief of creationism on us, they needed to disparage wonderfully delicious carb-laden foods. Why you ask? To keep us from knowing about this and getting closer to our real maker via the most important of our essential organs, our stomach.

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