tumbling towards ecstacy

OK, maybe not ecstacy but I took a tumble today because I was distracted to the point I did not see a step and went flying (I was sober too). What had me so distracted that I feel compelled to share my bout of klutziness? My boss and I were chatting about women's shoes (really, some of the fashion in Europe, particularly women's shoes make me seem to have style) and the different types of shoes. He mentioned that I shouldn't forget thongs. THONGS! Do you know how embarrassing it is to tell a 59 year old man the difference between thongs and flip flops? Thank G-d he's a bit of a sick f@ck himself, but I still missed that step.

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