Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Indiana condemnation pending

Well if Shakes' can be the bearer celebrity split news, I can be the bearer of celebrity child-bearing news:

Tom and Katie are expecting. The couple is *gasp* engaged but has not yet legally married, so it's a good thing they don't live in Indiana where the Republicans want to make marriage a requirement for motherhood. For the time being, criminal penalties in the draft bill only apply to those who try to get pregnant via ART; but then there are those pervasive & persistent rumors about Tommy & Katie did pledge to remain a virgin until marriage. . . Either way, the couple would do well to avoid Hoosierland.

Who wants to take bets that in about 10 months, Cruise will be splashed across the headlines with stories about how Scientology cured Holmes' of an "extreme case of post-natal depression" without any medical intervention?

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