Jumping Jesus on a Pogo-stick!

What is wrong with these people? In yet another story for the "oh no you didn't" file, Pam Spaulding reports that the great bastion of Christ-like behavior, the Christian Coalition, has decided that gay folks need to wear warning labels. According to the Rev. Bill Banuchi, the [not exactly scientific, and exceptionally biased] journal "Psychological Reports" has published an account indicating that the homosexual "lifestyle" takes at least 20 years off the average lifespan. In a related story, it appears as though they may have studied homosexuals counseled by Love InAction Grand Poobah Rev John Shmid, who in an assault on everything the bible says, encourages LIA flunkies and drop-outs to commit suicide

“I would rather you commit suicide than have you leave Love In Action wanting to return to the gay lifestyle. In a physical death you could still have a spiritual resurrection; whereas, returning to homosexuality you are yielding yourself to a spiritual death from which there is no recovery.”

According to Banuchi, his rational for the gay labels (what, his Gaydar doesn't work??!?) is based on the fact we require warning labels on cigarette packs as a health risk. Well, here's my suggestion, we also require warning labels on media materials that are explicit and/or contain "offensive" material, therefor I demand a warning label tatooed on the forehead of every member/supported of the Christian Coalition, FoF, FRC, etc. that indicates anything the bearer says/thinks/does may be considered patently offensive to any right-minded individual and that rational people may want to step away to avoid engagement (especially in Florida, where you're allowed to shoot someone you feel is a threat to you).

Oh yeah, check out Banuchi's guestbook. . . I wonder if I'll get flamed.


Tag: gay; christian; fascism; wingnuttery

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