". . .Then, all of a sudden, you have this home, you have the kids [Federline's children Kaleb and Kori], you have to get the diapers, get the dog to the vet. It's this reality. Like omigod, I have to tell the maid to buy diapers and get the pool boy to walk the dog? Can't I just make out with Kevin all the time? Being married sucks."
If all Allure Magazine interviews are as compelling as this, I have to get a subscription!
Maybe if we sent Britney around to schools to tell kids how difficult parenthood really is, they'd put off sexual intimacy until their first marriage.
What a nice diversion from the Joe Isuzu Homeland News Corporation [a fully owned subsidiary of BushCo.], the persecution of Tom Delay in the face of his exemplary record for maintaining high standards of ethics & the sad, but merciful, end of yet another well-intentioned but tragic prolongation of the act of dying.Sphere: Related Content
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But this is her SECOND marriage! Don't forget that 51 hour thing in Vegas.
ya gotta wonder how bad things were if she ended that marriage so quickly, I mean what could be harder than having to tell the maid to buy diapers and the pool boy to walk the dog??!
(why should the pool boy walk the dog? If she hired a special dog-nanny that instinctively knows to walk the dog, poor Britney wouldnt have to work so hard reminding people of the stuff they need to do for her!)
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